VH1’s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew is set to air later this year and just completed filming in early August. There were some rumors that the show was having difficulty finding cast members, but this was obviously untrue. Let’s get to the addicts.
–Jeremy London (Cocaine, amphetamines): Known for Party of Five, Mallrats, and 7th Heaven. According to TMZ Dr. Drew and staff are already saying that London needs more help than Celebrity Rehab can provide.
–Janice Dickinson (Alcohol, plastic surgery, any drug): Self proclaimed 1st super model and reality show diva. TMZ reports that she was banned from attending fashion shows because of her behavior.
–Leif Garrett (Herion, Quaaludes, etc): Former teen heart throb best known for being a singer and performer in the 70s. He crippled his best friend when was 18 while high on Quaaludes. Earlier this year he was found in possession of Heroin.
–Jason Wahler (Alcohol): Laguna Beach Alum who convinced Lauren Conrad to sleep with him. He’s been racking up several assault charges on top of several DUI’s.
–Rachel Uchitel (Prescription Medication): Famous for being attractive and extorting money from Tiger Woods after sleeping with him. To top this off she’s also going to pose for Playboy.
–Frankie Lons (Alcohol, drugs, reality television) Keyshia Cole’s mother and co-star of BET’s docu-drama Frankie & Neffe, which I have never heard of. I think she’s just looking for another show since Frankie & Neffe got canceled.
–Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis (Heroin): He’s the grandson of Marvin Davis who owned 20th Century Fox and The Denver Broncos. Jason’s only claim to fame is that he’s the male Paris Hilton, or anyone who uses their money to become famous.
–Eric Roberts (cocaine): An actual celebrity Roberts is a film and television star best known for playing Sal Maroni in The Dark Knight, The Pope of Greenwich Village, playing Shane’s Father on The L Word, and the upcoming Expendables. After a string of legal problems Hollywood stopped calling and his roles got smaller and smaller.
Dropped Out (Aka tiny blessing)
–Tila Tequila (Fame, alcohol, medication): Thankfully the tiny internet fame junkie will not be on the show.
Eric Roberts is going to be the sane one and everyone else is going to be an out of control mess. Most of these people are “reality” TV famous and just clamoring for attention. I can’t wait.