Varuna was having a streak of good luck lately she had just won the Bombastic Billions the local state lottery and she was the only winner of the 5 billion dollar jackpot. So once she cashed out her ticket she searched the world for a new place to live.
Well while vacationing in Italy she stumble upon this sleepy little sea side village called Fichi Cala (Fig Cove) and high atop the hill over looking the village and sea was a villa called Villa Dei Fichi (Villa of the Figs), witch had acres of fig trees and it was for sail. So Varuna made an appointment to see the place and she fell in love with its old world charm and bought it on the spot she planed to stay there for the rest of her life in this serene village and live off her acres of figs.
Well a few month went by and then Varuna got a knock at her front door she thought to herself that there are no neighbors around, hers is the only villa on the hill top and it is at least a 10min drive down to the village and she heard no car coming up the driveway, so she answered the door and it was this little girl dressed as the little girl on the Swiss Miss hot coco box and she said, “Good day my name is Yeebee Yeebon, my family just moved in next door and would like to invite you over for an afternoon of yodeling and fun.” Varuna said, “Impossible my villa is the only home atop this hill.” So then Yeebee takes Varunas hand and leads her down the driveway and points and says, “See that is my house”, and just next door there was an alpine chalet. Varuna was in shock as she did not see or hear it being built and told the little girl that she will not be over that she is a figment of her imagination. Well that enraged little Yeebee Yeebon, and said that her parents Yeevin and Yally Yeebon will be very displeased and as she walked off she said you made your bed now lay in it.
Well Varuna went back into her villa and took a nap and when she awoke she thought to herself what a weird dream so she went to have some fermented figs her favorite late afternoon treat watched some TV as she was trying to learn Italian by watching the local TV station all day and then went off to bed
The next morning she was startle out of bed by this strange sound so she ran to her window and right there next door was Yally and Yeevin Yeebon blowing one of those horns that she remember seeing on the Ricola cough drops ads, Varuna was beside herself she could not understand what was happening, she spent the whole day locked up in her villa trying and trying to understand why she did not see or hear what was going on next door all of this time she thought to herself have I gone mad, well she just ate some more fermented figs, and took a nap and then she felt a tap on her shoulder and as she woke up she saw little Yeebee Yeebon looking down at her with an almost sinister look about her and she pulls out an egg form her pocket and hold it up in the air and says, “Yoka-Meggie Bulls Eye.” And with that said she tossed the egg right at Varuna and splat it hit her right between the eyes, Varuna was so frightened that she fainted right on the spot.
She came to just after sunset her hair, eye brows, and eye lashes were caked with egg yoke and a peace of egg shell was still hanging off the tip of her nose. She heard this strange sound coming from outside so she went to her window and saw all of the Yeebons around a large fire and dancing around it singing no chanting or no you could say a mix of a yodeling chant and the only words she could make out was Varuna and Die, and then she saw a doll in Yeebee Yeebons hands and she took it and placed the hand of the doll in the fire and just then Varuna could feel her hand burning.
So she thought to herself that she better barricade herself in the basement where she has jars of fermented fig but first she turned on all of the gas burners on her stove and has set up a remote control lighter so when she hears the Yeebons come to get her she would ignite the gas and blow those Yeebons back to their makers and out of her yoke incrusted hair forever.
Well a few hour went by and Varuna could hear the shoes of the little Swiss girl so with the flip of the switch the gas ignited and it blow up her villa and the Yeebons to bits.
About 10mins later the fire dept. and police were at the site and as they were pulling Varuna out of the rubble she kept on screaming get your hands off of me you Yeebon.
Well the next morning the local paper the “Fichi Cala Cassiere” reported that local woman is resting in psychiatric word of hospital after suffering from fermented fig induced hysteria and it went on to say that she insisted that something called a Yeebon was after her and when we tried to calm her down with a cup of hot coco she just tossed it and said nice try and went ballistic on the staff, so she had to be sedated for her safety and the safety of the staff.
The spokesperson of the hospital went on to say that they will be stating the detoxification possess this afternoon he went on to say that only god knows if she will come out of this without permanent brain damage. And went on to ask for the whole village to pray for her.