A long rumored secret agreement between the United States and Great Britain was made public today. Dating from the World War 2 period, the agreement allowed for the United States and Great Britain to share intelligence on a variety of matters. Only because of the freedom of information act was this information released to the public. However, fueling the suspicions of conspiracy theorists, a number of sections of the document were blacked out, or just missing. Some believe that this means that the United States and Great Britain are cooperating on a variety of secret black projects which they do not want their citizens to find out about. Listed below are 10 rumored projects, and agreements, that the governments of the two English speaking countries have kept classified:
1. Both countries have agreed that they will adopt separate but equal driving rules, such that drivers in the United States will always drive on the right side of road, and drivers in England will always drive on the left side of the road. This is done so that in the event Nazis invaded both the United States and England, the different driving rules would confuse them.
2. The Queen of England is actually also the secret leader of a shadow government in the United States and John Kerry is her vice president. Should the real president, Barack Obama, be captured, then Queen Elizabeth’s government would take over the military if it gives the proper code words: “tea time”
3. The syllables of the last names of the president of the United States and the prime minister of England, must always be the same number. For example Thatcher/Reagan, Blair/Bush, Cameron/Obama.
4. Certain citizens, especially popular icons, are encouraged to apply for dual citizenship, or at least own homes in both countries. For example, Madonna lives in London and Elton John often stays in New York.
5. The British have promised not to export “bangers and mash”, or a popular dish of sausage and mashed potatoes, to the United States as long as Americans promise not to let Lindsay Lohan drive in their country.
6. Leaders of both countries promise to inform each other when, and if, UFOs land.
7. Prince Charles has been allowed to build a top secret subterranean English village in the middle of the wilderness in Utah, and Joe Biden has been allowed to rent out Big Ben in order to have a secret lab where he can work on developing a high speed AmTrak train.
8. A secret tunnel once connected the White House and Buckingham Palace. However, the Queen once wandered down the tunnel all the way to the White House and interrupted a press conference that President Bush was giving. Since then the tunnel has been filled in.
9. The vice president, if he is in London, can apparently stay rent free at 10 Downing Street for up to two months if he or she so chooses. Likewise, the Queen of England is allowed to stay rent free for two months in a secret room inside the Capitol building should she so choose.
10. A litter of the Queen of England’s pet dogs are kept in the top secret White House bunker for safe keeping should nuclear war break out. Likewise, an exact copy of the statue of liberty is hidden somewhere in Scotland, and kept in good condition in case a terrorists attacks the real Statue of Liberty and is kept in good condition in case terrorists attack the real Statue of Liberty and destroy it.
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