After a long day of hunting and gathering wheat, hops and barley, today’s urban Neanderthal man cave must have a means of storing the fruits of their labor. Join me in this quest for fire, and what we discover in kegtechnology.
Kegerator.com is an industry leader in “kegtechnology” for beer dispensing and storage. They offer beer keep applications for the home & commercial needs, offering keg refrigerators (kegerators), draft beer dispensers and invaluable kegerator accessories.
The Kegerator company aides-de-camp with superior appliance manufactures that you may already have in the home such EdgeStar, Avanti, Haier, and Danby.
Going Green In The Man Cave & Do Some Volume Beer Drinking Doing It
Todays belief seems to dictate; reduce, reuse and re-cycle, and what better way to is by reusing that old refrigerator that was retired after the little cave lady asked you to join her on a hunting and gathering trip for a new one.
In this case, may I suggest the Through-Door Kegerator Conversion Kit? The Through-Door Kegerator Conversion Kit is easily an one Neanderthal Man project, but why not call your Neanderthal best friend? Why not call the whole hunting and gathering party. The Through-Door Kegerator Conversion Kit will not have you making unnecessary tools for the job because it ships complete with all the hardware and tools for the refrigerator conversion. It features a premium quality chrome plated solid brass beer faucet, a chrome plated forged brass body, a Teflon lever washer for smooth continual operation and easy action; Ugg ugg ugg, a solid brass faucet lever, a chrome plated bonnet, shaft, and collar, plus a high gloss black acetate faucet handle. Also incorporated is a sturdy 6″ x 4″ stainless steel drip tray with 2″ tall backsplash. (why not be a little civilized?)
Neanderthal Man Live Can Not Live In Caves Alone
Let’s face it, if you really know your history about the Neanderthal Man, you will obviously know that the Neanderthal Man’s cave was not always his primary residence or permanent mailing address. He was on the move, and you should be too, but do not roam off too far without your supply of beer stored in the man cave.
The Haier Virtual Steel BrewMaster Portable Kegerator is the perfect solution for the man cave dweller that wishes to venture out and explore the garage, the backyard, out on the deck, next to the pool or down the street to your fellow man cave Neanderthal neighbor.
The Haier Virtual Steel BrewMaster Portable Kegerator is a complete and portable beer dispensing system. It easily accepts up to a standard full-size keg (half barrel) and comes with everything you need. Simple set-up (Ugg ugg ugg) allows you fit your keg into the unit with the included CO2 tank, and you are ready to enjoy your fresh draft beer. The Haier BrewMaster also comes with the invented heavy-duty locking caster wheels, so you can avoid DUI’s. It can be made portable or as a freestanding installed unit if desired. The complete American sankey tap system allows this unit to dispense one mini barrel keg, one 1/4 barrel keg or one 1/2 keg.
The Haier BrewMaster will not have you looking like a complete Neanderthal lacking in style or taste, because the unit features a virtual steel with black cabinet design that is sure to stand out in your man cave, or while on a quest for a firey good time.
Hunting And Gathering Beer For Storage In The Man Cave
Now that the hunting and gathering of beer for the man cave is complete, we must now safely secure our goods from rivaling bands. The answer to this is getting your dirty paws all over this Danby 120 Can Capacity Beverage Cooler with glass door and lock.
Danby 120 can capacity cooler is second to none in quality and design. It boasts a 3.3 cubic feet of capacity for a total of 120 12-oz. cans. The mechanical thermostat allows control of the temperature that ranges from from 6ºC to 14ºC. The trendy tempered glass door allows you to play voyour with a quick peeks with full view of your beer contents while in the man cave. The reversible door features a safety lock and a sleek stainless steel frame in an all black cabinet.
Conic Carbon Dating The Man Cave With Beer
This another step of evolution to sociable civilized man by means of beer going tubular using the Beer Tube in Conic Carbon. The Conic Carbon Beer Tube allows you to indulge in your favorite brew with friends. No man cave can go without a 100 oz beer filled tube dispenser to go atop your table that will save you the trouble of making multiple hunting and gathering trips to refill your glasses while keeping your drinks cold at the same time.
The Conic Carbon Beer Tube has a sleek look fitting made to mimic a carbon filter and has the plenty of room you need to add your own decals or logos. This tube stands about 3.5 feet tall and has about a nine inch in diameter base.
Man Cave Glassware
The Cathy’s Concepts Pilsner Glasses in your man cave will add style and flare to any beer bar. The classic Pilsner style glasses hold 20 ounces of cold beer, and with the smooth shape, they fit finely in your hand. The Concept Pilsner Glasses have a hourglass shape in crystal glassware have an option of having them engravable. Even though they are intended to serve Pilsner varieties, this short necked, tapered glassware is excellent for any type of light or dark beer.