Did Sarah Palin get breast implants? Photos of Sarah Palin taken at the Belmont Stakes has the web wondering if Sarah Palin got breast implants to enhance her already spiffy appearance. Meanwhile, Barack Obama is facing rumors of his own: that he was an extra in the ‘Whoomp! (There It Is) music video.
The Sarah Palin Breast Implants Rumor: Photos that Could Debunk It
Here’s the photo of Sarah Palin at the Belmont Stakes that has sparked all the rumors about her getting breast implants. She wore a casual and thin white shirt to the outdoors event to watch a talented horse named after hubby Todd Palin, First Dude, run in the race (he didn’t win, FYI). But does the photo prove she has breast implants? As much as I dislike Sarah Palin, I sadly don’t think I can attack her for being that shallow (although I still contend she overdoes it with the bronzer and that hair bump!). All you have to do is check out this gallery of photos (just watch out for the ones where she is posing with dead animals) to see that it’s very unlikely that she has breast implants.
Specifically, check out photo number 10 where a college-aged Sarah Palin seems to know that she’ll never need breast implants, wearing a shirt that reads, “I may be broke but, I’m not flat busted” (and now she’s not broke, either). Then take a look at photos 24, 29, 30, and 34; anytime she wears something remotely form-fitting, you can tell that Sarah Palin is far from being flat-chested (and seeing how she’s been that way since college, I very much doubt she has breast implants). I think the reason the Belmont photo is such a big deal is that everyone is so used to seeing Sarah Palin in suit jackets made out of a bulky material or baggy clothes; a slightly tight white T-shirt makes her look different to everyone, helping to spark the breast implants rumors (which may have something to do with why she usually wears thicker clothing). In the picture it looks like she may also be wearing a bra more of the Victoria’s Secret variety than the Playtex-style moms are supposed to wear (being sarcastic here, people), which definitely can have the “fake” effect.
So, sorry; while everything about Sarah Palin screams “fake” to me, it looks like she’s at least somewhat human.
Barack Obama: Whoomp! (There It Is)
While Sarah Palin may be getting plenty of attention with her internet rumor, Barack Obama has one of his own: that he was an extra in rap group Tag Team’s music video for the smash hit ‘Whoomp! (There It Is)’, a song with mysterious lyrics about some kind of underground and a dubious character called “the undertaker”. But before conspiracy theorists get too excited, the Tag Team members themselves are back again, party people, to state that Barack Obama was not getting down to ‘Whoomp! (There It Is) in the 90’s (at least that we know of); his doppelganger was a rapper friend of theirs named L.A. Sno. DC the Brain Supreme (sounds like a good political title) and his man Steve Roll’n told Gawker that L.A. Sno, while he may bear a small resemblance to Barack Obama in the music video, actually doesn’t look like him at all to either one of them. However, while the man in the photo taken from the music video is not Barack Obama, there was a big crowd present that day, so anything is possible, right?
So whoomp! (there it is). This tag team of web rumors seems to be shot down for the most part, but we web lurkers love us a good conspiracy involving photos, so keep them coming, party people.