Pat Robertson over the years has many note able quotes to his name, on his show the 700 Club Pat often regales us with his idiotic predication’s and bias and bigoted comments. Yet there are times that Pat goes that extra mile in stupidity and ignorance and shines so brightly we are tempted to throw rotted fruit at the man, here are some of those examples.
In 1991 Pat claimed that “Planned Parenthood” is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism — everything that the Bible condemns. Really Pat? That’s what Planned Parenthood is teaching kids?
Funny I thought it provided reproductive health information and material and child health care, who knew it was this evil entity bent on converting the world to gay sex and bestiality.
In 1992 Pat claimed that the “feminist agenda” is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.
Pat outdid himself on this claim, praise the lord no other religion takes such harsh views of things like witchcraft, oh wait a minute a man was beheaded recently for practicing black magic. Gosh that was in Saudi Arabia wasn’t it? And killing their children, now as I recall the Taliban executed a 7 year old a few weeks ago. Sure the lesbian thing is a problem, with so many women changing teams us guys are just left to kinda BBQ on are own, so to speak.
In 1993 Pat made this claim. Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It’s no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.
Yes Pat, liberal America rounded up evangelicals and put them in camps, beat them, used them for medical experiments and then gassed, shot and hung them. The death toll has brought outrage from the world over because we allow idiots like you to rant and rant and don’t force you into rubber rooms.
In Pat Robertson ADL Report on the Religious Right he stated, “Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many were homosexuals — the two things seem to go together”.
Yes Pat you have uncovered the secret of the 3rd Reich, they were all satanic, homosexuals. This is how they managed to engage the entire planet in the bloodiest conflict in history. Its a good thing that men like you exist to point out how homosexual men are Satan worshipers and evil doers and we should probably kill them just like the bible says we should.
There will never be world peace until God’s house and God’s people are given their rightful place of leadership at the top of the world. How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communist, atheists, New age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy money changers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers and homosexuals are on top.”
Another stunning statement of “TRUTH” from the king of stupidity, if you don’t believe the word of God as I claim it to be and deny evangelical rule of the planet then peace will never reign. Pat, there are drugs for this and you really should consult a health professional.
In 2005 Pat advocated the killing of the leader of another country, Hugo Chavez, “You know, I don’t know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It’s a whole lot cheaper than starting a war … We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don’t need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It’s a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with.”
And Jesus teaches us to love our enemies, Pat shame on you.
Pat has had so many others that it is hard to put them into a single article, Haiti was God’s Wrath, Katrina was punishment for the homosexuals and ACLU, and even nuking our own State Department. I enjoying writing articles about people like Pat Robertson, who’s ignorance and stupidity make them easy targets of humor.
What is not so funny is that many people listen to and believe this blow hard and he influences policy and laws in this country and that’s not funny its scary.