My original title of this article was Newark Mayor Doesn’t Give A Crap, but that wouldn’t get published.Cory Booker, the Mayor of Newark, New Jersey, doesn’t have severeconstipation. No. He has diarrhea of the mouth. According to the Daily News,Booker wants to cut the city’s funding of toilet paper, printer paper, and Christmas decorations. Apparently the city is broke because of these things.
Okay, I can understand your need to try and go paperless. Printer paper is a huge cost. Just buy recycled paper or start recycling your own. You
can’t completely cut it out, genius, because there are people who do not use email.
The cleanup of New Years in New York City probably costs twice as much as you putting up a manger in the center of Newark. Let people celebrate! No matter what your religion is that time of year is celebration time. I say draw pictures of Cory Booker as an elf or as a reindeer.
Cory Booker said not to call him scrooge…what should we call him? Okay, how about dufus?
I saved the best for last because you know my sense of humor, and boy did jokes fly around between my friend and I. I laughed so hard I almost peed, but don’t tell
Cory Booker that. He might fine me for usage of toilet paper! Oh wait! I live in New York–not a problem!
I wonder what women are supposed to do.I guess they can sue the city of Newark when they get a urinary infection! Then the city will really be bankrupt!
You can’t even afford one-ply? Not that it’s all that great, but it’s better than nothing.
Friday is dress down day and Thursday is BYOTP (Bring your own toilet paper).
When in doubt, wipe your butt on the mayor’s newspaper image. Perhaps we are made to line our cages.
How about you just stand under the hand dryer and blow the crap off your butt? Be sure to pick up the left over pieces!
What if a city employee has diahrrea? Newspaper won’t help there.
Maybe we are supposed to be like monkeys and fling it.
Maybe the mayor of Newark has no butthole or someone glued his cheeks shut. It gives new meaning to ripping him a new one.
Corey Booker is the “Poop Nazi!” No poop for you!
Read the Daily News Article Here: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/07/22/2010-07-22_cory_booker_newark_mayor_wont_spend_public_funds_on_toilet_paper_for_city_employ.html?r=news