Michael Lohan’s new girlfriend, Sonia Stickles, sure looks a lot like a little lady whose image has been plastered all over the internet as of late. When I saw this photo on TMZ, I did a double take, thinking it showed Michael Lohan locking lips with his own daughter, Lindsay Lohan. However, it seems like he’s just become the latest celebrity to creep us all out by dating a woman that looks like his daughter.
Of course Hulk Hogan was the first celeb to shock us by dating Jennifer McDaniel, a much-younger blonde bombshell that looks just a little too similar to daughter Brooke (check out the ladies hanging poolside together here). However, Michael Lohan making out with new lookalike ladylove Sonia Stickles is even more disturbing. Why? Because he’s Michael Lohan.
At least with the Hulkster we can give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he just found a younger version of his ex-wife (who is also dating a younger version of her husband). However, it’s hard to think of a reasonable explanation for why someone unreasonable like Michael Lohan would be caught on camera kissing a 26-year-old blonde that looks incredibly similar to his daughter (I wonder if he’s written her a song yet?).
So who is Sonia Stickles, besides Kate Major’s replacement and another woman in Michael Lohan’s life with an alliterative name? Well, she’s a waitress that he probably hand-picked from a casting call lineup for the reality show that is his life, and that’s pretty much all I know about the poor girl (I just hope she knows what she’s getting into after the whole nude photos scandal Majors recently went through). So is it really possible that he found some girl to go out with that looks like Lindsay Lohan on purpose? Is anything impossible when it comes to what Michael Lohan will do to stay in the headlines while his daughter is in rehab? (I think I just answered my own question).
There’s also the possibility Sonia Stickles wasn’t a Lindsay Lohan lookalike when Michael Lohan met her and he is now having her try to look like his daughter for publicity (maybe he saw what the same situation did for Hulk?). I wouldn’t put it past the (sorry for this, Spencer) ultimate male famewhore, and I’m really not sure which scenario disturbs me more.