So what does Lady Gaga & our esteemed Feckless Leader have in common – both of them are trying to fill shoes way too big or them, and both of them are “flash in the pan” types with a certain and complete lack of depth. A good thimble full of water could drown these two shallow souls. In fact these two may be so shallow and propped up that one thimble of water between the two of them is enough to drown both of them in their own admiration of themselves.
The Diva walks funny trying to maneuver in them shoes and Lady Gaga ain’t doing much better on those platform boots either. By now everyone has seen the Blond Shock fall off her 12 inch platform boots, right? And we’ve all seen the Diva’s gait. The Diva walks as if he has a chapped ass and considering he is chapping the asses of a whole damned nation, that would seem appropriate.
And both of them – the Diva and the Madonna/Christina knock off are the two most popular personalities on Facebook. Wow! Who didn’t see this one coming?
Wait! Has anyone ever seen the Diva and the Madonna/Christina clone together at the same time? That’s it! They are the same non-entity using two separate persona’s to woo the idiot public. Ever notice how the same folks that adore the Diva also adore the Madonna/Christinabot? Anyone?
Frankly I thought the Blond Shock was pretty hot before she ripped off the Madonna/Christina look. She was a “Snooki-esque” Italian girl with a moderate tan, long dark hair with a slight flip and a nice aquiline nose. Born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, could she be more Italian Catholic? So she’s no longer who she was at birth and for most of her life. And could Barack Hussein Obama sound any more Muslim? Not that he is any longer and if he still were, so what, but still, neither is as they represent themselves for the world.
And the Diva has some of the same “qualities,” and I use the word in the loosest of terms. The Diva has a murky past that is not at all forwarded, and in fact is hidden. The Diva does not represent anything in his life before his community organizing as an ACORN nut that has since fallen from the tree. How the mighty oak has fallen.
How did the Diva do in college? We don’t know, which is odd because Kerry and Bush II’s grades in college were known and written about – a lot. So why is there no info on the Diva? I mean now that he’s the Big Sneeze, errr…. I mean Cheese, he can seal the records, but before that how did he manage that trick? And when Bush II was running for reelection in ’04 his grades were known. How can the Diva hide his as El Presidente but Bush could not?
Like the Blond Shock, the Diva is a phantasm. What it really is is anyone’s guess. It’s all glam and image. It’s all cleverly crafted presentation, but what is there behind the image? Seemingly not too damned much.
If the Blond Shock stepped onto the stage as Stefani Germanotta who would give a rat’s ass? She’d just be the “Snooki-esque” NYC Metro chick with that accent. Who would pay a nickel to see that?
If the Diva hits the stage sans “Rahm & The Prompters” he is similarly unimpressive – in fact he’s downright boring as he trips over his tongue trying to appear learned and erudite. Who would pay a nickel to see that? Dreadfully it’s costing this nation and the planet a lot more than a nickel to enjoy this Diva’s performance.
It seems only fitting and proper that Facebook and the hordes would nominate these two as the most popular persona’s on Earth. Jeezy peezy folks, if I was an Alien looking for a planet to vaporize, based on the Facebook phenom alone, I’d say Earth is as good a candidate as any for zapping into a puff of steam. Add in the Diva and the Blond Shock’s vying for numero uno on Facebook and I’d say Earth is ripe for destruction by them mean little green fellers from Krypton or wherever Ming from the old Buck Rogers shows lives.
I feel the Death Ray powering up as we speak, and it’s all Facebook, the Diva and the platformed, walking talking bottle of peroxide’s fault.
Ya know folks, sometimes ya just gotta laugh. Or cry.