According to George Lopez, the filming of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ is even bigger news than LeBron James’ decision to go to Miami.
All the members of the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast were guests on ‘Lopez Tonight’ on Monday, July 12. Angelina, Snooki, JWoww, Sammi, Mike ‘The Situation’ Vinnie, Ronnie and DJ Pauly all showed up to talk about filming the reality show in Miami. George wanted to know how different Miami was from the Jersey shore.
“There’s no guidos,” Snooki said. “That’s the only thing that was terrible thing about it.” The guys said the Miami women had bigger butts and were “more exotic.” “I’m Spanish,” Snooki piped up.
George wanted to know what a ‘grenade’ was. Mike ‘The Situation’ explained that it was the least attractive female in a duo. The rumor that The Situation has slept with over 100 women since the start of the show was also addressed. “You know what, that’s definitely a rumor, people like to say stuff all the time,” said Mike. “I don’t even count, to be honest with you.”
“Angelina is back,” said George and inquired into the details of her leaving in the first sentence and returning for the second. Angelina said she left of her own accord, even though as I remember it, she got kicked out of the beach house for not working at the tee shirt shop. She said she went back to her regular life, working as a dental assistant and a bartender, but now: “I’m back and that’s all that matter.”
They showed a clip of Sammi getting into a catfight with JWoww (Jenni) over a man. George brought up Obama’s 10% tanning salon tax. George said “It’s funny that the first black President would not want anyone to be dark.” He also mentioned that John McCain tweeted Snooki and said he would never tax tanning. “I knew it,” Snooki said.
Comedienne, Kathy Griffin, who was on the show in her own segment before the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast came back to play a round of “I Never.” They all have drinks and George reads an “I never” type statement. Whoever cannot say that’s true, has to take a drink.
“I never have been punched in the face by a gym teacher” resulted in Snooki being the only one to take a drink, much to everyone’s amusement.
Snooki, Angelina and Sammi all had to take a sip when the statement “I never hooked up with someone whose nickname starts with the word ‘the'” was read. Oh, snap! If that type of “Situation” keeps up they may have to change a letter in the last word of the show’s title.
“I’ve never kissed a celebrity” had just about everyone raising the cup, and “I’ve never done it with a castmate’s sister” resulted in Vinnie proudly taking a slurp.
George treated his entire studio audience to a free copy of George treated his entire studio audience to a free copy of ‘Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book.’ The second season of the ‘Jersey Shore’ premieres on July 29, 2010 on MTV.
Source: “Lopez Tonight” on TBS – July 12, 2010