A 54-year-old masseuse claims that in 2006, Politician and Climate Advocate Al Gore, molested her in a hotel room in Portland, Oregon while she was giving him a requested massage. Code Name: “Mr. Stone”. She claims that he asked her to fondle his phallus. When she refused, he became angry and demanded sex.
With all of the infidelity and sex scandal in politics, nothing is sacred or surprising. Politicians are getting busted in sex scandals left and right. Maybe we should rename the political parties – Democrotches and Republicunts. I’m starting to wonder! Can you keep it in your pants, guys!
This time I’m not buying the story. I have a gut feeling that this woman is out to exploit the fact that Al Gore and wife, Tipper, recently announced their split. In light of all the focus on the Tiger Woods and Jesse James mistresses”, being an “anatomically generous” woman is big business. How else can one enter the ranks of Celebrityland with no talent, grab their fifteen minutes of fame and make a few bucks selling the story to a tabloid.
Al Gore is not a bad-looking older man and although money and power, not a man’s looks, are the predecessors here, I would not imagine he would attack a 54-year-old woman, but one never knows.
If you’re going to sexually assault with hopes of boinking a woman and risking a successful career, take Elliot Spitzer’s route and at least find a young, cute one. (No, I’m not condoning this, I’m just saying…).
The woman’s identify has not been released, nor have any pictures, so I don’t know what Little Miss Happy Hands looks like. I’m not saying a 54-year-old woman can’t be sexy or desirable. It’s the decade of MILFs and Cougars, isn’t it?
Apparently, Big Al was in Portland giving a speech on climate control when he allegedly tried to create some atmospheric pressure and requested that this woman deplete his ozone layer.
The matter was reported to local police after it happened in 2006 and then silenced. Now, after all this time, this woman goes back to the police, gets a copy of her statement and releases it to a major tabloid. Huh?
It is uncertain yet, if there will be a police investigation and any legal action taken, but according to MediaTakeOut.com (http://www.mediatakeout.com/41727/whaaaaaat_woman_claims_that_al_gore_sexually_assaulted_her_details_and_pic.html), the woman claims to have evidence. She supposedly still has the pair of pants she wore the day Al Gore allegedly molested her impending-geriatric personage and they may contain his DNA.
Now, if there is substantial evidence and this really happened, then Big Al should be slapped by the long arm of the law. No woman under any circumstances should be violated in any way, whether she’s a masseuse or not. Just because you choose the occupation of feeling up strange men in hotel rooms, does not mean you are a moving target for raging hormones and genitals gone wild.
Next sex scandal please!!!
