The easiest way to get away with wearing an ugly bikini is to have smoking hot body.
There is a hard way and an easy way to get a smoking hot body so that you may wear an ugly bikini.
The hard way is to stick to a diet consisting mostly of fruits, vegetables and water and to engage in moderate daily exercise. Almost anyone who does these things will eventually lose excess weight and gain muscle tone.
The easy, but expensive way is to have some kind of surgery. You could try lap bands or stomach stapling or liposuction.
Another way to get away with wearing an ugly bikini is to have a really pretty face. If you weren’t born with one then lots of make up could be used. If there isn’t enough makeup in the world, then once again, our old pal surgery is an option
The most obvious way to get away with wearing an ugly bikini is to be well endowed. If you are D-cup or higher, no man is going to much care about how that the hideous house plant design on your bikini bottom makes you look like overgrown parking lot.
If you are blessed with bounty, go with God. If not, in breast augmentation surgery we trust.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and ugly is even more subjective.
I myself think that a really attractive woman makes just about anything look good and and that an unattractive woman can detract even from good looking clothes.
Fortunately, my standards of beauty of easily attainable. Most women look good in a warm inviting smile. Also most women look good if they appear to be enjoying themselves and having a good time. There is nothing like being comfortable in your own skin to make me comfortable with your skin too.
Still there is beauty above and beyond the call of duty. Halle Berry, Kim Kardashian and Gwyneth Paltrow come to mind.
Nonetheless, we are talking ugly here and there are some ladies who are famous for wearing bikinis that were deemed ugly and or objectionable…Whitney Port, Uma Thurman, Eva Longoria, Paris Hilton, and Mariah Carey to name a few.
Whitney Port
Even in Granny Panties, Uma Thurman is good looking
Making Eva Longoria look bad is hard work, but somebody managed to do it
Some idiot thought sweet Paris looked bad in this bikini. He must be as they say: playing for the other team
When I force myself to stop admiring Mariah’s obvious assets and actually look at the bikini, okay, I have seen better
Not Lindsay Lohan’s best look
Donatella Versace kept herself in good shape, but not bikini shape
