The final season opens with the focus on Heidi’s ten surgeries. Let me tell you, if you haven’t seen her yet on tabloid covers or on television interviews you are missing out. She is only 23 years old and she looks like she aged 15 years. Isn’t plastic surgery supposed to make you look younger?
Anyhow, Heidi and Holly end up visiting their mom in Colorado and her mother was not happy with the results. Heidi breaks out in tears. Meanwhile, she is the lastest gossip around Tinseltown. On the flipside, Lo, Stephanie, Audrina, and Kristin (yeah, Kristin Cavallari) end up going to Miami for the Superbowl with the boys. Apparently, Audrina and Kristin made nice and Justin Bobby is no longer in the picture. Thank goodness. However, this means the two ladies are single and guess who is also a free for all? Brody Jenner. I guess he’s no longer playing with his playmate pal. Looks like Brody has eyes for Audrina again.
The Miami mix is a little stranger. It would’ve been interesting for viewers to know what happened while the crew wasn’t filming. Heidi gets transformed, Spencer has a falling out with Stephanie, Audrina and Kristin are buddies now, and Jade along with Justin Bobby are no where to be seen. It’s a little weird and it feels like viewers missed a season.
In Miami, camera crews show everyone hanging out at a club and Kristin is downing shots and having a good time. Well, until she sees Brody being all smiles with Audrina at the bar. Kristin appears envious. The girls decide to call it a night, everyone except for Kristin. Instead, she stays up living it up with the boys.
The next day, the girls notice that Kristin had a late night. They talk amongst themselves and decide to have an easy night. Kristin decides to ditch the girls and lives it up once again. The girls are a little ticked that she blew them off. But, they go to her hotel room the following morning to ensure she gets on the plane home. Kristin is sporting sunglasses, she can barely talk, and she admits she partied pretty hard in Miami. The girls start speculating that she is doing drugs. Lo being the main antagonist making insinuations that Kristin is doing crack.
In the next episode, Kristin blames Stephanie for starting the rumor. She decides to throw a barbecue and all the cast and crew of The Hills show up. Audrina brings Ryan Cabrera. Brody is ticked off and doesn’t bother to say “hello” to the lovebirds. During the BBQ, Kristin approaches the gossiping girls, Lo and Stephanie. Kristin confronts them and for some reason Stephanie takes the fall. Interesting how Lo also played a part, but when she is confronted, she is all wide eyed and innocent. Nice. Stephanie gets hit once again. Poor girl.
Spencer and Heidi also show up at the party. It was interesting to hear Heidi’s conversation with Kristin on how her surgery days aren’t over. Heidi wants size “H” breasts because “H” is for Heidi. Apparently, somewhere along the lines, Spencer disowned his sister and also doesn’t want to acknowledge Heidi’s sister, Holly. Stephanie decides to be the bigger person and approaches “Speidi.” Spencer has a fit and Stephanie runs off crying.
Well, it looks like viewers an in for a full blown season of dysfunction. Next week’s episode zones in on Holly. Clips of her breaking down all because of Spencer’s hatred antics. The season finale might end up with Spencer blowing up in the end. Until then…