Reading some of the online celebrity gossip columns, I’m fascinated by the stupidity of people. My friend always says 80% of the population are idiots and, if you read the latest Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Aniston story in the gossip columns and the public’s comments, there’s absolute proof of it. According to gossip column sources, Angelina Jolie has told Jennifer Aniston “Stay away from my kids”. This because, apparently, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie’s partner has started to spend time with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston and Jolie doesn’t want her to have anything to do with the ‘Brangelina’ kids. But is it true? Only if you’re living in some alternate universe the rest of us aren’t privy to.
Let’s look at this Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Aniston “Stay away from my kids” story seriously. Facts first.
First fact – Angelina Jolie is currently on a trip to Haiti and Ecuador, where she’s working as a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador to help with humanitarian issues. In Haiti, she’s bringing the world’s attention on children who lost parents in January’s massive Haitian earthquake. In Ecuador, she met with villagers who had to flee their homes due to the latest civil unrest there. As a woman who spends all of her time filming movies, doing humanitarian work or with Brad Pitt and their children, why would anyone with more common sense than a grasshopper think she would be wasting time telling Jennifer Aniston to “stay away” from her kids?
In the universe I live in, I highly doubt Angelina Jolie has given Jennifer Aniston one second of thought since Brad Pitt left her and committed his life to Angelina.
Second fact – Brad Pitt has spent much of his year filming two movies, ‘The Tree of Life’ and ‘MegaMind’. Much of the rest of his time was spent with Angelina Jolie and their six children in Paris and Venice, where Angelina is filming her new movie ‘The Tourist’. Photos of the two of them together with their children were all over the internet.
According to gossip columnists, Angelina Jolie has issued the “stay away from my kids” ultimatum because Brad Pitt is spending a lot of time with Jennifer. When does he have time and in which alternate universe?
Third fact – Jennifer Aniston has had more boyfriends than hot dinners. Since she broke up with Brad Pitt, she’s been linked with Vince Vaughn, model Paul Sculfor, singer John Mayer (twice!), Gerard Butler and is now, reportedly, dating Saturday Night Live star Jason Sudeiis. When does she have time to worry about Brad Pitt? Plus, nothing wrong with having a lot of boyfriends but you’ve got to wonder about the emotional stability of someone who can’t seem to keep any relationship going for long.
Add onto that Aniston has just finished filming ‘Just Go With It’ co-starring Adam Sandler and will soon start filming ‘Horrible Bosses’ with Colin Farrell.
Again, in which alternate universe does Jennifer Aniston have time to even see Brad Pitt let alone be contemplating spending time with the Jolie-Pitt children.
So, if you’re one of those people who believes the latest trash about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and, now, Jennifer Aniston, use a bit of the brains most of us were born with and don’t believe everything you read.
