Luckily, some of the worst male celebrity role models have not made the foray into fatherhood just yet. So, in honor of Father’s Day, this is a look at a few celebrities that should never be dads. Will the gene pool be saved? Let’s hope these guys always use protection:
The Situation – What would Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino name his baby? “The Conception”? (more like “The Misconception”). Let’s just pray that this fan of GTL never gets a guidette pregnant (not that the guys of ‘Jersey Shore’ should be able to reproduce with all the time they spend in that hot tub). Could you imagine him trying to teach a baby how to bench press or turning a tanning bed into a crib? When it comes to the worst male celebrity role models that should never be dads, it’s hard to imagine a kid being put in a worse situation.
Spencer Pratt – However, The Situation’s polar opposite (looks-wise, at least) might be just a touch worse. With Spencer and Heidi Montag supposedly not together, at least we don’t have to worry about his Barbie doll wife being pregnant (I’d hate to see what effect a pregnancy would have on his looks-obsessed ex-leading lady). However, Spencer Pratt would probably see the baby as the perfect marketing opportunity, his ticket to a new reality show and plenty of press, not caring If Heidi Montag was involved in the baby-making or not (Ugh, let’s hope no one lets him adopt). I could also really see him going the ‘Jon & Kate Plus Eight’ or ‘Upteen Kids and Counting’ route, although it would be horrifying to know that he passed that flesh-colored beard (and obsession with crystals) on to so many.
Chris Brown – Do I really need to explain why Chris Brown is one of the worst celebrity role models? Domestic violence is not a laughing matter, so I’m not even going to make a crack at why the idea of this guy being a dad is whack.
John Mayer – I think that if one of the worst celebrity role models with a bad case of diarrhea of the mouth ever had a daughter, she would probably grow up to be a hipster stripper. After all, serial dater Mr. Sexual Napalm is not exactly the sensitive type when it comes to the way he talks about women. Plus, could you imagine what his kid would end up repeating (or tweeting, something he’s so fond of doing)?
Kanye West – Kanye West isn’t he worst of the male celebrity role models on this list, but I definitely don’t think the egomaniacal, controversial rapper is ready to be a dad. After all, could you imagine him interrupting the birth of his baby to say to his baby momma, “I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but the birth from that ‘Twilight’ book was THE BEST BIRTH OF ALL TIME.”?
So this Father’s Day, let us not just celebrate our own dads, but give thanks for the worst male celebrity role models who have blessed the world by not reproducing (yet).