Brad Pitt will make a run for President in the year 2016, according to IUC. Pitt will be leaving the dull Hollywood scene behind and trying his hand at politics. He has his eye on the Presidency in 2016, but he will do it by running for the Senate first.
This is a story being reported by IUC website today. Apparently Ian Halperin, the man who wrote the book “Brangelina” has the scoop from one of Angelina Jolie’s close friends. How does Angie feel about this new “political passion”? She is looking forward to the day she may be the first lady of this country.
On one hand I got a chuckle out of this report and thought that the celebrity news must be at a standstill for Ian to post this story, but then I started thinking about Brad as President. He does have some humanitarian actions under his belt, and he is one heck of a good guy from all accounts. That beard thing he’s got going on would have to go. He looks like he just stepped out of the 70’s movie “Deliverance” at this point in time with the “ZZ Top” type facial hair.
Then I got discouraged once I thought about Angie in the White House as the first lady. I couldn’t help but picture her in a lovely gown with a vile on a necklace around her long neck. Inside that sealed vile would be the blood of President Pitt’s, much like she did with her ex-husband, Billy Bob Thornton. That would not fly at all those state dinners and in front of the visiting dignitaries.
I did get a smile on my face when I saw in my minds eye all those beautiful rooms filled with the President Pitt and the First Lady’s, children from all around the world. That is a happy thought.
Brad might have had a better chance at the highest office in the land if he stayed with Jennifer Aniston. She is such a young Nancy Reagan, with President Pitt being a chip off the old Ronny block. That might have worked.
Although Angelina appears to have grown up and calmed down since she has become a mother of a crowd, do we still want to take the chance that she might revert back to her old ways at the most inopportune times? Can you picture her passionately kissing her own brother on the lips on the stage at the White House after accepting an award for some humanitarian project she would most likely do as a first lady? Not a pretty picture for the First Lady of the Land.
Ian Halperin is telling us to watch for Brad to make a play for Senate first, and then the Presidency race will follow. Again, it must have been one boring week for celebrity news.