Potty time is something most people are embarrassed to talk about, but it’s something that we all face on a daily basis. If you are a tech junkie that can’t last two seconds without technology, you might want to take heed to the following gadgets that are perfect for using on the “throne.”
The iPad has been described as a “magical” device, but until I started using this iDevice in the bathroom, I had no idea how magical it was. The iPad is like a gift crafted by the bathroom gods and given to us humans as a reward for surviving in such a crappy world. The iPad will allow you to catch up on email, play games while on the squatter, watch movies, read books, and rock to your favorite jams while you’re caught up in a jam.
Any smart phone
This one may hit closer home with texting fiends, but a smart phone is an excellent gadget to take into the “brown room.” While I don’t recommend talking on the phone while you’re on the throne – your voice will be a dead giveaway for your situation – smart phones will still provide adequate entertainment regardless of if you’re in for a “long ride” or in store for a “quick session” in the bathroom.
Portable gaming devices
Gaming devices are the perfect handheld devices to have around when dropping a brown – they might actually be too perfect. I’ve always found gaming on the toilet entertaining, but as a gaming addict I can often find myself sitting on the throne long after “the deed” is done”- which can lead to numb legs.
An eBook reader
Reading on the squatter has been a traditional bathroom pastime ever since the in home bathroom was invented, but today’s modern “bathroomer” has a more technologically advance to go about it – with the eBook reader. Imagine all of the things that you can learn with the wasted time you’re spending… well… taking a waste. Bring an eBook reader in the “stall” next time you have to take a stinker and turn a smelly situation into an educational experience.
If you know that you’re are in for an extremely long bathroom session or if you’ve eaten any Mexican or Indian food within the last 24 hours, you might be in need of a more comprehensive bathroom companion – and for this I recommend a personal laptop or netbook computer. While laptops and netbooks aren’t the most comfortable devices to be resting on your lap while taking a “stinky”, they’ll allow you to get the most work and play done.
For more, read iPoop: Why the iPad is the Perfect Bathroom Companion and 5 Boring Household Activities Made Fun Because of the iPad
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