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Are Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston Competing for Brad Pitt? of Course They’re Not and Here’s Why

by itchy fish

The latest headlines on a Yahoo article today are “Aniston’s, Jolie’s dueling premiere looks’. Regardless that’s one of the most difficult headlines to read, it’s goal is to get you thinking Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are dueling for Brad Pitt. All I can say to that is this – “Oh please”. Both Aniston and Jolie have more important things to do than fight over Brad Pitt and one of the women, Angelina Jolie, already has him. So no need to be doing any ‘dueling’ there.

With fans still obsessed with both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie, though, celebrity gossip sites will keep using these lying headlines as, let’s face it, even a fake competition for love in the Pitt-Jolie-Aniston triangle sells, and celebrity gossip sites are all about getting page views. For anyone with half a brain however, you’ll hopefully figure out quickly, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are not fighting for Brad Pitt. And here’s why.

Angelina Jolie Already Has Brad Pitt – In a relationship that’s already five years old and counting, has produced six children with more possibly in the pipeline, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are still going strong. No matter how much Jennifer Aniston fans would like to believe Brad Pitt is pining for Aniston, every indication says otherwise. Photos of Jolie and Pitt together always show the couple smiling widely and wrapped around each other. Sure, you can fake it, but not when it’s in almost every photo and even in candid moments, when the couple don’t even know they’re being photographed. Angelina Jolie isn’t competing with Jennifer Aniston for Brad Pitt. She already has him.

Jennifer Aniston Has a Life – As much as so-called Jennifer Aniston fans talk about how much they “love her”, it seems to me many of them are sad, lonely women who have been left by men in their own lives. That’s why it suits them to think of Jennifer Aniston as a pathetic woman who has nothing better to do than try to fight Angelina Jolie to get Brad Pitt back and to sit around pining after him the rest of the time. In fact, Jennifer Aniston herself has shown she really couldn’t care less. She’s had various boyfriends since she and Brad broke up, she’s always working on a new movie or a new project, just had a perfume named after her, has partially nude photos in a national magazine (and they’re beautiful!) and seems to be getting along just hunky-dory, thank you.

In fact, if you’re a Jennifer Aniston fan, I’m amazed you think it’s supportive to still be painting her as the ‘tragic woman’. She’s not anything close to that. She’s too smart and has too much self-worth to waste her time.

Brad Pitt Ain’t All That – For fans of Brad Pitt, I’m sure you think he’s God come down on earth. Please. He’s a guy, nothing more. Sure, he’s a talented guy but, in the grand scheme of things, he’s only average looking and, as I’m sure Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston will tell you – he burps, he farts, he chews with his mouth full, he leaves the toilet seat up – in fact, he’s a pain in the rear end, just like every other guy you’ve ever met.

While I’m also sure Jennifer Aniston was devastated when her marriage to Pitt broke up, you can guarantee she’s not thinking about him as “The God She Lost”. He’s no different than John Mayer, Tate Donovan, Vince Vaughn or any number of other guys Aniston has dated. She’s also gorgeous and smart enough to know, another one will be along in a minute (just like a number 10 bus) and the next one will likely be better.

So, the next time you read stupid headlines like “Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie Fighting Over Brad Pitt” or “Jennifer Aniston Desperate To Win Back Brad Pitt From Angelina”, do me a favor. Don’t click on the link. You can guarantee it’s nothing more than a lie, to get you to waste your time clicking and making the website money.

In fact, instead of sitting at home wasting your time reading stupid (and untrue!) celebrity gossip, get out and get a life. That’s what both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie have done, and you should too.

Sources:

Aniston’s, Jolie’s dueling premiere looks – Yahoo

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