I would like to report that according to MSN’s Wonderwall, who reports that according to Zap2it.com, Steven Tyler has now signed a deal to be a judge on American Idol. Supposedly, the deal has been in negotiations for a while and once signed, sealed and delivered, he’s ours! Yeah! (Prancing around doing the snake-hips dance and singing “Love in an Elevator)!
I’m not sure if I believe this though. Every week there’s a new story and a new prospective judge being churned out of the rumor mill. How about Condoleeza Rice as the next American Idol judge? She’s not doing anything right now and rumor has it, she’s quiet the little songbird. That could be interesting!
As for Steven Tyler as a judge, I like him with his old, embalmed-looking, sexy self (LOLz) but as a rock legend, what does he know about other genres? At least he’ll be entertaining hopefully.
Ellen DeGeneres was a bore and about as funny as toenail fungus during her stint as an American Idol Judge, but in any other venue, she’s hysterical. I don’t get it. It was like somebody sucked all the ha-ha out of her.
I like Aerosmith, so maybe if Steven Tyler is a judge, they’ll stop by the American Idol set and break us off with a performance or two. Maybe Liv can stop by, too!
On a side note, a few weeks ago, I went to Disney World and went on the Aerosmith Rock-n-Rollercoaster ride and it was off-the-fasheezy. While my head was snapped back in the throes of G-force, they were blasting “Walk This Way!” I was singing at the top of my lungs while screaming, trying not to hyperventilate and trying to keep my head from flying off my neck. What a wild ride! “Again, again!” I screamed after the ride was over like a hyped-up ten-year-old sugar-loaded with caramel apples and cotton candy and wearing silver sequined mouse ears.
While at Disney World, I also went to the American Idol Live show. It was great. I felt like I was right there. Total coolness. Definitely a must-see for American Idol fans. They even had a faux-Ryan Seacrest and a bootleg Simon Cowell. It was wonderfully cheesy fun!
Fox is mum on the topic of who the judges will be. Oh, the suspense will surely be the death of me. I don’t know what in the heck is going on. Randy Jackson is in, dude. Kara’s in limbo. Simon has left the building. Paula’s moved on to other things. Oh my goodness! Can you stand it?