Apparently, Former Vice President Al Gore likes “Happy Endings.” But, back in Oct. 2006 Gore just may have been robbed of his. Most people may respond when reading that “so what?” But, don’t be so quick to speak, “happy endings” have taken on a whole new meaning.
According to Oregonian, Former Vice President Gore was staying in the Hotel Lucia in October of 2006; under the alias name Mr. Stone. Well, Mr. Stone (Al Gore) had an appointment with a female massage therapist. The now 54-year-old massage therapist told the police, Vice President Gore asked her to give him an abdominal massage. As she began to massage, apparently it was feeling a little too good to Gore, because he wanted her to go lower. He wanted her to work magic in other places. “He began to moan.” The masseuse told the Oregon police.
The Former Vice President Gore then grabbed her hand and guided it to his genital area. But, when the masseuse did not follow through, Vice President Gore’s ego was bruised.
The licensed massage therapist told police “he became angry; he was having a crazed attack.” Not, Al Gore, the man who stood side by side with President Clinton. Seem like the two of them had more in common than we thought. Only difference, President Clinton received his “happy ending.”
According to Fox News, after Gore couldn’t get what he desperately needed. He tried another tactic, according to the masseuse, “He pleaded for the second release,” she told Oregon police. Gore must have had a lot of build up frustration that needed to be expelled. After all he was helping run the country. The woman said she still wouldn’t give our former Vice President what he wanted. But, instead she tried to take him down hitting a pressure point; she actually thought she could put big Al Gore to sleep. When she had completed her task, the woman said she left the room to wash her hands. But as she was taking down the massage table, Gore came over to her and began to caress her back, buttocks and breast. He appeared to exhibiting the signs of a hungry man. But, from his behavior he appeared to be starved man, with a big appetite.
The masseuse told police “I squirmed to get out of his grasp, telling him to stop. She says, she then told him he was a “crazy sex poodle” and he giggled. Some things you just don’t want to think about, and Al Gore standing in the buff, giggling, is one of them.
But, it really gets worst, the woman goes on to say, “He then forced an open mouth kiss on me. I pushed him back and said, stop it! You’re being way too frisky.” She went on to say Gore was determined to have a sexual act with her. “I told him I was sorry to disappoint him and he would just have to take matters into his own hands that night.” She say he begged, grabbed, tried to tongue kiss her and rub her genitals. He even told her “You know you want to do it.” Well, no she didn’t and somehow she managed to get away from him, and leave the hotel.
According to the Oregonian, The woman did say she had distracted him early on with chocolates, and Grand Marnier, could be it was taking effect on him.
The masseuse told police she went home and tried to wash all traces of Al Gore off of her. Later she discovered stains on her black pants she wore when with goal. And, of course you know what happened next; she bagged it and saved it along with a bar of chocolate. It looks like we might have some of the “sex poodles DNA.” But from the masseuse’s statement one thing may be for certain, “He did not have sexual relations with that woman.”She just left him hanging, literally.
Oregonian, FoxNews, National Enquirer, WashingtonPost