Who are the 5 worst celebrity dads of 2010? In honor of Father’s Day, check out this countdown of the bad celebrity dads that have gotten a lot of negative press since last Father’s Day. From reality show stars to dads only famous because their kids and wives are and dads that have gone astray, the worst celebrity dads might make you feel a whole lot better about your own this Father’s Day:
Just last year you may have considered getting your dad some Tiger Woods collector items for Father’s Day, but here in 2010 it might be a better idea to give him a bent-up golf club with Tiger Woods’ name on it as a gag gift. What makes Tiger Woods one of the worst celebrity dads of 2010 is most definitely his explosive cheating scandal; can you imagine what his kids will think when they’re old enough to realize that their dad went through mistresses like he does golf balls at a driving range?
And here’s another of the worst celebrity dads of 2010 that should be ashamed of himself. Like Tiger Woods, Jesse James also has a young daughter, but he has no problem using women (and posing as Hitler, apparently). And what’s worse, by giving Michelle “Bombshell” McGee a bombshell of a story to drop on top of poor Sandra Bullock, he destroyed one of the only normal people his daughter Sunny had in her life. So for denying his daughter such a cool female figure, she should definitely outlaw any Father’s Day celebration for this wannabe outlaw.
The media continues to give Lindsay Lohan a hard time for her bad behavior, and gossip sites may enjoy making fun of her new glam SCRAM accessory, but I think the poor girl would be much better off if her dad would have scrammed for good a long time ago. From starting Twitter wars with her to past problems with alcohol and a stint in jail, Michael Lohan is by far one of the worst and most destructive celebrity dads of 2010 on this list. He feeds on his daughter’s fame by seeming to feign concern for her, and tries to use his celebrity status as her father to get himself gigs, like his own reality show (oh yeah, he’s also engaged to Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend, Kate Major). So I think it’s safe to say Lindsay Lohan won’t be sending him any well wishes this Father’s Day.
Here’s another of the worst celebrity dads of 2010 that’s impossible to like. I’m extremely horrified that this egomaniac, the “star” of ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ and ‘Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami’ (I’m really using the term “celebrity dad” loosely here) has reproduced, as it’s hard to see this wannabe yuppie who looks like he’s doing his best to dress like Christian Bale’s character from ‘American Psycho’ (he ties sweaters around his neck, for Christ’s sake!) being able to contribute anything positive to another life form. I know you had a baby with him Kourtney, but if he obsesses over business cards; starts going on and on about Phil Collins; and listens to Huey Lewis and the News, GTFO!
Last year Jon Gosselin’s image as the good guy in the Gosselin household started to unravel, as yet another of the bad reality show dads on this list decided it was more fun to party with younger women than to stay at home and care for a gaggle of Gosselin goslings. He further stamped himself as one of the biggest douchebags in the universe and one of the worst celebrity dads of all time by wearing T-shirts stamped with Ed Hardy designs, and it’s safe to say his image hasn’t recovered (‘Kate Plus 8’ is proof of that).
So here’s to wishing the worst celebrity dads of 2010 a happy Father’s Day in hopes that they might make the effort for just one day of the year to do something worth being celebrated (however, I’m guessing that they’ll all simply feel like they deserve to be honored for their amazing abilities to reproduce instead).