Los Angeles, California is possibly the greatest city on earth, yet many people turn up their noses and give you their condolences when you say you’re going to live there. I’m wondering why. Most of these people, I find, have never lived in LA, and if they have, they haven’t truly experienced or appreciated the greatness of the city.
Here are 4 reasons you might love Los Angeles.
This might seem unsavory, but the good news is, there are a lot of prostitutes in LA, and that means you can have your pick. Don’t settle for the first girl you see, or the prettiest, but wait, feel it out, and find yourself a reasonable, sweet, experienced, and affordable girl.
It’s not difficult to find them; check out Hollywood Boulevard around 9PM, and you will not be able to miss the girls. Actually, Hollywood Boulevard at ANYTIME of the day or night will give you plenty of choice when choosing a lady of the night.
People complain about the oddest aspects of LA, such as the hanging greenish, grey haze clouding the skyscrapers and hills. If you love LA, you respect the smog and understand it symbolizes the constant pulse of everyday, modern human life.
In short, smog is where the action is, smog is where people are constantly on the go, working, playing, fighting, and copulating. Smog represents action and, in that way, is a real blessing and good omen when you wake up every morning in LA.
You want to get to the truth? You want the truth to set you free? Give a wino a little change, and he’ll talk your ear off, but if you listen carefully-and I mean really listen, really pay attention-you will gain insight from the depths below.
A wino doesn’t dabble in the many illusions of life, he lives for his sauce, and that’s it. He’s cut it down really thin, making the answers to what most of us find mysterious, rather simple and understandable. A wino is not a sybarite, but a beacon of truth from the streets, where truth runs rampant.
Again, what a silly thing to complain about. The pulse of modern, destructive society streams in the form of 10 million automobiles, each windshield reflecting rich LA sunshine, rolling past beaches, skyscrapers, ghettos, bars, strip clubs, street vendors, policemen arresting young men selling drugs, grocery stores, urban centers, suburbs, girls in short skirts, strip malls, surfer boys, restaurants, churches, and more. This is life, people, and it is vibrant, active life. It is life that is alive, not what the others call life, which is dead.
Don’t despair when caught in traffic. Rejoice. You’re stuck in the only wave of reality.
There are, of course, many other wonderful aspects of Los Angeles and its surrounding area, but I’ve only listed 4 of my favorites. Keep posted for more reasons to move to Los Angeles.