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10 Baby Quotes and 10 Kids Quotes

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Ten Baby Quotes

1. A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg

2. Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby

3. A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.
Frank A. Clark

4. Babies haven’t any hair; Old men’s heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.
Samuel Hoffenstein

5. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Leo J. Burke

6. My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright

7. Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Jeff Foxworthy

8. A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.
Maurice Johnstone

9. Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Carol Burnett

10. Father asked us what was God’s noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

Louisa May Alcott

Ten Quotes about Kids

1. Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Fran Lebowitz

2. In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children.
Robert Benchley

3. A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

4. What a child does not receive, he can seldom later give.
P. D. James

5. A child miseducated is a child lost.
John F. Kennedy

6.We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller

7. Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone

8. Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Dr. Haim Ginott

9. Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older, they judge them; sometimes, they forgive them.
Oscar Wilde

10. Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Phyllis Diller

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